Thursday, June 30, 2005

Bennifer Schmennifer

Now that no one actually cares, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have indeed tied that knot. That's a real noble gesture for Ben to have actually married the woman he impregnanted months ago. We'll see how long this one lasts. Hollywood is the new ghetto.

I have to wonder if J.Lo feels extra slighted by the fact that he chose another Jennifer in her stead, and that she's white. I guess at the end of the day, as much time as he may have spent slathering Bain de Soleil in tanning salons, Ben could never be brown either.

4 comments:

TPB said...

Tina, your July CotM (even though he is married) has got to be this guy. He is one awesome Batman, but I've loved him ever since Empire of the Sun.

Plus, he loves his wife of five years! How cool is that!

chik said...

CB can kick TC's butt!

TPB said...

You know, I just realized how sorry a state our society is in that it was remarkable to me that a Hollywood couple would remain married five years AND still be in love.

And yes, CB would have TC pinned in 5 seconds flat.

B.A.K. said...

It took me like 10 minutes to realize who TC was. And then I thought: well YEAH.