Examples past and present include Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones (although at least she is a full-grown woman), Billy Bob and Angelina, Ashton and Demi (the Mommy Fantasy), Lindsay Lohan and Bruce Willis (momentary), and did anyone see that flesh-crawler of a movie with Winona and Richard Gere?
As the sickness spreads throughout Hollywood, it's only a matter of time before it infests homes near you. We are slowly going from a collective, "eww," to the inevitable conclusion of everything in this country, "well, whatever makes you happy." "Happy" being a relative term, of course.
The latest victims are Tom and Katie, everyone favorite dartboard accessory du jour. Not quite sure where the uproar is coming from, given the multitude of couples that paved their way. Is it for real? Of course, it is -- well, fake-real. Poor Tom's in mid-life crisis and Katie is beside herself at the lavish attention of her former school-girl crush of two years ago. The couple zoomed to the MTV Movie Awards on a hog (of course), but dodged Liz Hernandez's Power 106 mike -- who was hoping to get an impromptu rap from Tommy C. about his newfound love. I think he woulda done it pre-Oprah show.
Careful, Katie. When you take away the Raybans, the laundry list of Spielberg blockbusters and Oscar noms, you'll find just your average freaky, fundamentalist Scientologist with female control issues.
Live footage of Tommy C!
Does this look funny to you?
3 comments:
Eeeeeew... Groidy woidy...
I saw a clip of that MTV gig last night, and here something else that's just wrong - she's wearing a jumpsuit?! HALLO!
Maybe with her jumpsuit and Farrah Fawcett hair, Katie's trying to look like an original Charlie's Angel, and therefore, old enough to be dating Tom Cruise.
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