The Rejection Pill

Physician's Note: The following side are side effects of the rejection pill.

- Insomnia
- Initial and sometimes prolonged nausea
- Loss of appetite
- Chest pains
- Depression or lethargy (anywhere from 1 week - 2 years in worst cases)

Studies have shown that each time the rejection pill is taken, certain side effects may lessen. For example, depression is typically experienced at its longest upon first dose and should lessen with each subsequent dose.

Experts recommend swallowing the pill in it's whole dose, as opposed to spreading out one dose in multiple takings. Though effects may be more potent, they are swifter to heal. WARNING: Rejection pill can cause addiction. Patients should only take this pill under doctor prescription, and remain under close care while under the influence of the pill.

NOTE: The rejection pill should never completely lose its effect on the chest. If no chest pains are felt and the patient appears free of all symptoms, they should call the doctor immediately.