"You think this is something desperate people do -- you are wrong, wrong, WRONG." -- Singles 1992
So my homegirl S-Dawg and I decided to sign up for eharmony.com together. After blanching at the syrup-y images of couples canoodling on each page, we put on our game faces and filled out the 40-page personality questionnaire and felt better that they were asking people things like, "How often in the last month have you felt plotted against?" Something this thorough would have to weed out the weirdos.
So far, S-Dawg has gotten a few matches, one of which sounds like quite a catch. He's funny, he's got a solid character and relationship with God. If nothing else, my hope in mankind has been restored. We were thinking not so much when it came to the guy who's biggest passion in life was "machine-based sports" and listed "at least one motorbike" for things he can't live without (you think I'm making this up...).
I'm still waiting on my Johnny match. Stay tuned.
2 comments:
Actually, I think motorcycles are kind of hot, but I guess "not being able to live with out one" does indicate a bit of shallowness!
Hope you have fun! I'm sure any of those guys would be lucky to get hooked up with either you or S-dawg!
Just think, one of you might end up in a wedding dress on a billboard with your non-weirdo someday. Have fun!
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