Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Tell Me I'll Never Have to Be Out There, Pt. II

This just in:

Penis reattached after being flushed down toilet ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Surgeons reattached a man's penis over the weekend after his girlfriend, apparently upset over a pending breakup, cut it off with a kitchen knife. A city wastewater utility worker recovered the penis from a toilet down which the woman had flushed it.

I frickin' rest my case.

3 comments:

chik said...

How strange. Angry men kill their women, but angry women only remove parts of their men. Then again, the men of angry women probably wish they were dead w/o certain parts.

Did I mention how I love how everything is pink on your blog? I love how everything is pink on your blog. :)

TPB said...

I think the pink motif is like a reclaiming femininity on the part of B.A.K. You go, Tina! Gurlz wanna rock!

Whoa, I am so corny. I really am 30.

Sean said...

The men of angry women probably don't need certain parts...oh schnap! I kid, I kid.