Wanted: One 5'8" or taller grownz-up male (my ex was 5'4"... I figure shoot higher) with puppy-dog brown eyes, some rhythm in his booty and a love for the Tribe. Must be a fine, upstanding citizen -- preferably brown -- who is equal parts free thinker and lover of Jesus, "not too modest and not a lot of pride," and can answer the following questions:
- Who is the unsung hero of "Napoleon Dynamite"?
- How many times does the word "sent" appear in the book of John?
- Who is "the poor man's Matthew Broderick" of the John Hughes canon?
- How many feathers are on a Purdue chicken?
Okay, so this really isn't a blog created as one desperate effort to find that knight on a white horse -- or not white knight on a black horse -- but I figure with a name like "No Sex in the City," this anti-cosmo needs to start with all cards on the table.
Anyway, welcome to my blog.
3 comments:
Welcome to the in-crowd... the literary elite... the band wagon? I'm looking forward to more of this jelly (whatever that means).
Thanks dude. Jelly refers to whatever Destiny's Child was referring to in their hit single, "Bootylicious." :)
It's peanut butter jelly time!!!! Nice Jennifer Grey pre-nose job quote. Too bad Jeffrey Jones had to go and ruin that movie by being a child molester.
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