Worst Comes to Worst, My Peoples Come First

There's nothing like a trip home to remind you where all of your psychosis comes from. I learned the following on my visit with the 'rents last week:

1. The countries of Asia jointly signed a secret pact rejecting all schools of thought regarding psychology, that may or may not have been lifted by now.
2. What the world needs now -- in addition to love, sweet love -- is some really good listeners.
3. When you put a man and woman together, there many mathematical combinations of dysfunction, but also some room for some killer qualities (if you're lucky).