Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Sexiest Man Alive, Schmexiest Schman Aschlive

People has just named smarmy badboy Matthew McConaughey as 2005 Sexiest Man Alive. Let's have a moment of silence.

In a year where sexiest boy next door Jake Gyllenhaal came out (no pun intended) with a double feature season, sexiest man on Broadway Taye Diggs reprised his role in Rent, the movie, sexiest rapper/producer Kanye West released his sophomore album with close a million sold in the first week, and sexiest biopic actor Joaquin Phoenix played coolest dead country singer Johnny Cash -- I'm sorry, but no.

It should also be noted that Tom Cruise, a former SMA winner, did not appear at all on this year's list. Gee.


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Image hosted by Photobucket.com Debonair.
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2 comments:

Sean said...

Tron Guy was robbed.

chik said...

I think McCon is hot. But what's hotter is that Daniel Dae Kim (of LOST) got as many votes as Brad Pitt and more votes than George Clooney! Go brother!